Hilarious Joke: Jesus is coming soon

Started by yetadem, Feb 10, 2016, 03:58 PM

yetadem

A Pastor was preaching to his congregation...

PASTOR: Be prepared for we don't know when the Lord will come.

Akpos stood up...

AKPOS: Pastor, I'm sure my mum knows when Jesus will be back.

PASTOR: Really? How are you so sure about that?

AKPOS: Because every night, I hear her scream from her room, "Oh my God! Don't come yet!"