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emezico

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Strictly for Ladies!
« on: Dec 17, 2012, 07:21 PM »
Strictly for Ladies!

Ladies if u want to test Ur man, try the following:

1: After dating for like 6 months or so, ask him if he knows Ur birthday. If he does, he is attentive and sensitive. Keep dating him.

2: When he acts kiddish when u say no to "S" until maybe after 4 months he is a real man; he aint getting it anywhere else but he can. So, don't use "S" as a
weapon: give him the best "S" ever he will never think of any Arsenal or football match again.

3: if he likes kids and sometimes buys some baby stuff for no reason maybe for cousins or neighbors, he is a serious family man dont let him go.

4: if he wont put lock on his phone or comp so u can see messages; he is proud and maybe very intelligently playing u:: trust me he has a way of cleaning his phone and barring the other girlfriends number when with u.

5: if he asks about ur family; if u ever told ur family about him please lie and say yes: see how he behaves; if he asks what did they say? Say they are modern u know:: they just wants us to be happy so long as we are in love::: the dude will be amazed.

6: if he always wants to hang out with u especially in public; trust me he knows u r beautiful and he's showing off; unfortunately the husband
snatchers will envy ur relationship and make ur life living hell: they will try to seduce him to test u::: ignore them, take care of ur man.

7: if he likes cooking please dont let him go:: i don't mean boiling hot water and puttin coffee and sugar ::lol! i mean like cooking fried liver with baked beans with some fresh vegetables and salads. Wow!

8: if he likes watching soap with u and not busy Facebooking; he has a soft side:: he is real he respects ur nonsense and opinion; keep dating him. :)

9: if he never thinks of health and fitness issues; he is there for a
season only:: he can't see both of u past 10 yrs.

10: if he never gets angry with u whenever u try to as in u don't know how to make him angry even grabbing remote when Arsenal is about to score:: then he
is gay or very good player.

11: if he is reading this, he likes gossiping marry him:he will always keep u busy in the kitchen.

12: if after work the first thing he asks is whats good in news::: he fucking doesn't care about u more that his 32 inch cheap tv screen from China.

13: if he is always on Facebook or other social sites but never even like ur status:: he is not grown up yet::: he is not proud of u.

14: if he is always broke after 20th of every month, he has no future. He just likes u when he has salary:: that's a very unfortunate relationship, run. :D

15: if he constantly puts his mum first; be careful and be clever. Be a good friend with his mom; he will like u so much.

16: if after one shot, he is so fast asleep and he doesn't gym
or work in a gym or a mine consult Cheaters.

17: if he takes u to his house and asks u to stay with him whenever u can, ignore and pretend to have to consult with yourself and family, cos where u come from its not right. But, don't waste too much time, have the other key:: don't ever let him know when u can come there. And finally, if he is reading this shame on him. Lol...

 

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