#Joke: What Is Business?

Started by joker, Jul 25, 2014, 09:31 PM

joker

One day, a man thought up a brilliant idea and went to talk to his son

DAD: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

SON: No.

DAD: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.

SON: OK!

The dad goes to Bill Gates:

DAD: I want your daughter to marry my son.

BILL GATES: No way! Do I know you?

DAD: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.

BILL GATES: OK! We can arrange for them to meet.

Dad goes to the president of World Bank:

DAD: Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.

PRESIDENT: No!

DAD: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.

PRESIDENT: Hmmm. OK!

This is business!  Right or wrong?