ONCE BEATEN TWICE SHY!
A boy returns a missing purse to the owner in a market.
The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused and said,
"but I had a single one thousand naira note, now there are ten pieces of hundred naira note, how come?
The boy said,
"na me change am, the last time wey I help person find purse, she say she for give me something but change nor dey."
ABI NA...
Correct smart guy. If na me unko? I go do d same