Couples Agreement

[Davo]

 Couples were in court 4 divorce.
the problem is who gets d custody of d child.
  the wife jumped nd said,

My honour i brought d child in2 dis world in pains and Labour
,he shud be in ma custody
    the judge turns to the husband and asks what he has to say,d man den said calmly,'Ur honour if i put my ATM card into an ATM machine nd money cums out,
   whose cash is it?mine or d machine's?

[Davo]