This conversation ensued between a former Nigerian President and his National Security Adviser (NSA).
NSA: Sir, ASSU is on the verge of strike.
PRESIDENT: What?.
NSA: Sir, I said ASSU is about to go on strike.
PRESIDENT: Kill him.
NSA: Excuse me sir?.
PRESIDENT: I say go and kill him! can't you hear word?.
NSA: Sir, it's not a human being, it's an organization
PRESIDENT: OK, dissolve it.
WHO WAS THE PRESIDENT???
I no dey here... But sha! I guess the president be ... A C H A C H A.... Decode!