GUESS WHO!!!

[emezico]

This conversation ensued between a former Nigerian President and his National Security Adviser (NSA).

NSA: Sir, ASSU is on the verge of strike.

PRESIDENT: What?.

NSA: Sir, I said ASSU is about to go on strike.

PRESIDENT: Kill him.

NSA: Excuse me sir?.

PRESIDENT: I say go and kill him! can't you hear word?.

NSA: Sir, it's not a human being, it's an organization

PRESIDENT: OK, dissolve it.

WHO WAS THE PRESIDENT???

[emezico]

[Jobbers]

I no dey here... But sha! I guess the president be ... A C H A C H A.... Decode!

[Jobbers]