IF I SLAP YOU, ........................
Growing up, I can't count the number of times I heard funny threats like, "if I slap you"....(follow by a variety of phrases).
As a matter of fact, some were prepesterous while others were down right funny e.g
If I slap you, you will use your legs to hold your ears!
If I slap you, you will pack your ears from the floor!
If I slap you, you will see my hand print in your dream!
If I slap you, you will forget your name!
If I slap you, you will run for three days! etc.
Which phrase(s) where you told during your childhood?
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