(How many have experienced something like this before?) Mobile phone wahala...
A bus was going from Ibadan to Lagos.
The phone of the girl sitting very close to the driver rang, she picked & said:
"Honey, I'm on my way to Abuja for the funeral. I'll call u when I get there."
Another girl's phone rang & all she could say when she picked was:
"Sweetheart, I'm on my way to buy the Masters degree form in PH, please send me airtime".
Now, another lady's phone rang, she picked up & said:
"Alhaji, sorry I am on my way to Owerri for the job interview. I ll call u later."
At this time, an aboki man seated at the back seat got provoked & shouted:
"Driba! Driba! Phlease phark this vehicle..Phark! Where exactly is deiz bus going?"