Joke: A girl sends an SMS to her Ibo lover

[Abdola]

A girl sends an SMS to her Ibo lover:"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams;

If you are laughing, send me your laughter.

If you are crying, send me your tears; if you are eating send me your food;

If you are using your ATM send me the money".

The Ibo boy replied: "I dey toilet"

[Abdola]