IF ANIMALS HAD FACEBOOK, THESE ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE THEIR STATUS UPDATES:
COCKROACH: "My friends please help me thank God o! Just found
out Mortein na body spray... e no kil me o!.. Just made me smell good!"
CHICKEN: "If tomorrow I'm not updating ma status, it means I'm being served @ 'MR BIGGS'... Luv U all!"
PIG: "Ooh gosh!... Dem dey throw gossip say I dey spread flu...
What da f**k?"
DOG: "I hate Calabar people"
RAT: "The owner of the house just bought a cat, we dey pack comot from here tomorrow"
GOAT: "Friends... Thank God 4 me o! A car almost hit me now... chai! I would have died like a fowl...
FOWL's comment on GOAT's status: "I thank God for you o!... Don't mind those yeye humans... That's how dem dey drive like goats...
Keep the fun rolling...
Laugh won kill me die...