Salary Bonus

[Davo]

  The Super Eagles got together, and decided on a match bonus of $15,000 per player. They then sent their captain Okechukwu Uche to Abuja (the capital of Nigeria) in order to present these demands before the NFA (National Football Association) chairman.

Upon hearing what Uche had to say, a big smile appeared on Mr. Aminu's face as he replied: yes! but you guys must adhere to my terms and conditions.
Uche replied: tell me what they are and we shall consider.
Aminu then said: we shall pay you an additional appearance fee of $500 per minute for every player if you lose your matches like you are doing now, you get an extra $5000 for your efforts; plus an all expenses paid trip to France 98 for all you families and friends!"

Uche: Wow you must be kidding
Aminu: Yes, but you started it.

[Davo]