Funny Joke: Naija ingrish

[Becky02]

1. He who fights & runs away , Na fear catch am.

2. Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend, Dey call am brother.

3. A rolling stone no just dey roll, Na person push am.

4. He who lives in a glass house, Na im pepe rest.

5. A stitch in time, dey prevent further tear tear.

6. Birds of d same feather, na d same mama born dem.

7. One good turn, na correct power steering be that.

8. A bird in hand, wetin e wan be again if no be barbecue.

9. Half bread, is better than buns or puff puff.

10. D journey of a thousand miles, Ol' boy e beta make u carry your car go enter airplane.

11. The patient dog, Na hunger go kill am.

12. All work & no play, Na Banker be dat.

13. He who laughs last, na mumu, y im no catch d joke d 1st time & laugh when others dey laff!!

[Becky02]

[Justin Nnamdi]

Becky nice one..this Guy go fail exams wella o!!!!hahahahahahaha

[emezico]

Nice piece! Me like...

[Amynwan]

no be small thing o, naija.

[Jumoke benson]

English is not our language o.We rep PIDGIN.

[Tade olaitan]

some are very bad.

[Davzy folamz]

Na for naija people dey invent things pass.

[Chepos]

Datz pretty funny, at least naija get their language

[Chepos]