Funny Joke: Catholic Dictionary

[Becky02]

AMEN
The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

BULLETIN
Your receipt for attending Mass.

CHOIR
A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.

HYMN
A song of praise usually sung in a key two octaves higher than that of the congregation's range.

RECESSIONAL HYMN
The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.

INCENSE
Holy Smoke!

JUSTICE
When kids have kids of their own.

PEW
A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches.

RECESSIONAL
The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the
parking lot.

RELICS
People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman.

USHERS
The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew.

[Becky02]

[MR JOKE]

Who created dis one again? Hillarious one please.Especially the hymn part.The joke is rated 9.5/10 by me.

[Nifemi donald]

Bulletin-- Your receipt for acceptin mass.
Very creative here.
I like this one pls.

[MR JOKE]

This church is a very wonderful one.Their members will more than the seats in there.The dictionary is so on point.I feel them.

[Nifemi donald]

You explained all this very well.
You must have done a lot of brain tasking to put all this together.
I like people that use their head.

[Samo gideon]

The bulletin part is just crazy! How canthey translate that to mean receipt lmao.pls take it on me,i'm laughing hard.

[Becky02]

Who created dis one again? Hillarious one please.Especially the hymn part.The joke is rated 9.5/10 by me.

tnx for the rating.

[Amynwan]

this one is very funny and creative o, interesting catholic church.

[Tina lawrence]

So hillarious.
I cannot bear this laughter.

[Tina lawrence]