Funny Joke: If Animals Had Facebook Account

[emezico]

IF ANIMALS HAD Facebook, BELOW ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE THEIR STATUS UPDATES:

COCKROACH: "My Friends pls help me to thank God! Just found out Mortein na Bodyspray...didn't kill me.. Just made me smell good!

CHICKEN: If tomorrow I'm not updating my status, it means am being served at
'MR BIGGS'... Love U all!

PIG: Ohh gosh! They throw gossip that I'm spreading flu...wtf!

DOG: I hate calabar people!

COW: My calf wants to suck now but the farmer has taken all the milk in the morning

RAT: The owner of the house just bought a cat, we dey pack comot 2morrow.

GOAT: friends... thank God 4 me ooo.a car almost hit me now now...chai!i wud hav died like fowl...

FOWL's comment on Goat status: i thank God 4 u ooo...dnt mind those yeye humans... dats hw they drive like goat.

[emezico]