1. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
2. Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
3. The road to success is always under construction.
4. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Said a drunk!
6. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!