Short and funny quotes

[harrisonboge]

1.   "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

2.   Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

3.   The road to success is always under construction.

4.   There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5.   Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Said a drunk!

6.   Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

[harrisonboge]