Question. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Answer. Samson: he brought the house down.
Question. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
Answer. In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain
struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Question. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
Answer. They were really put out.
Question. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did
after they were kicked out?
Answer. They really raised Cain.
Question. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he
no longer lived in Eden?
Answer. Your mother ate us out of house and home.