1..If You Work In A Company For 10 Years Without Promotion Or Raise In Salary, $ Even Thou, Yur Boss They Owe Yu 5 Months Salary...
2..When You Fail Both MATH'S $ ENGLISH In WAEC $ NECO
3..If You Slap A Military Man In front Of Barrack
4..If Your Car Spends More Time In The Mechanic Workshop Than On The Road.
5..If You Are A Liverpool(3 Seasons Without Champions League Team) or Arsenal Fans(No Champions League Record)...
6..When You Are A Christian, $ You Are Posted To Maiduguri For Your NYSC
7..When You Are Stuck In The Elevator With A Boko Haram Suicide Bomber
8..When You Made A Mistake To Use Super -Glue As An Eye Drop.
9..If A World Class Photographer Takes Your Picture, $ Edits It 20 Times $ You Still Looks Ugly...
10..When Your Only Daughter Falls In ♥ With Tuface Idibia...
11..When You Sign Up As A Defender For An European Club And Your First Task Is To Mark Lionel Messi.. $ C. Ronaldo...
12..When Rat Eats ONLY Your Name Out Of All Your Original Credentials...
13..When You Beat Up A Military Only Child, $ Landed Into An Hospital. I Bet You, Nah Mortuary You Go Take Open Your Eye...
14..When Your Only Child Gets Miscarriage 10 Times $ Joins The Nigeria Police Force To Be @ The Checking Point @ Kano...
All the sighs are completely hilarious...lol