Bible Funny Jokes 5

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Question: What is the best way to get to Paradise?
Answer:    Turn right and go straight.

Question:  Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Answer:     Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Question:  Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
Answer:     The area around the Jordan: the banks were always overflowing.

Question:    How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
Answer:       Because in Job 16:12, 14, 16 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."

Question:   Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
Answer:      When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Question:   Which bible character had no parents?
Answer:      Joshua, son of Nun.

Question:   Why didn't Noah go fishing?
Answer:      He only had two worms!

Question: How do we know that they played cards in the ark?
Answer:    Because Noah sat on the deck

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