Hilarious Joke: Teacher don teach me nonsense

Started by yetadem, Apr 29, 2016, 07:50 AM

yetadem

Teacher: Ok class; let us show the principal and our guests how much we have learnt so far dis year!
Let's do comparisons ...


So if I say small,

You say small, smaller, smallest


[Students nod]Teacher: Big

Class: "Big, Bigger, Biggest."


Teacher: "clean."

Class: "clean, cleaner, cleanest.


Teacher: "tall."

Class: "tall, taller, tallest.


Teacher [smiles]:"very good!!!

Class: "very good, very goodder, very goodest.


Teacher: "oh gosh."

Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!


Teacher: "stop it now"

Class: "stop it now, stop it nower, stop it nowest!!!


Teacher: "oh please."

Class:"oh please, oh pleaser, oh please-st..


Teacher: "Look at me..!!!

Class: "look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est.


Teacher: "what a disgrace!

Class: "what a disgrace, what a disgracer, what a disgrace-st.


Teacher [furious]: I don die...

Class: I don die, I don dier, I don diest!!!