Church Service In The Nearest Future - TECHNOLOGY NONI!

[emezico]

CHURCH SERVICE IN THE NEAREST FUTURE

TECHNOLOGY NONI

PASTOR: Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Hallelujah.

PASTOR: Can we please turn our tablet PC bibles to 1 Cor.13:13.

MEMBER: 1 Cor. 13:13. Now these three things abide -

PASTOR: Wait. Which brand is your tablet, please?.

MEMBER: Er - Galaxy tablet, Pastor.

PASTOR: Oh I need someone to read KJV on a Toshiba Thrive.

Yes, my dear sister Agatha

[Agatha reads]

[After sermon]

PASTOR: We shall take our tithes and offerings.

[Ushers direct the moving queue of members towards ATM machines and tellers with laptops where they make payments with ATM cards withdrawals and Master cards]

[Cashless Economy noni]

[Announcement]

SECRETARY: This week's meetings shall be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please don't miss out.

Thursday's bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.

You can follow Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers.

God bless you and have a wonderful week.

[After benediction, members begin to post on their Facebook walls about the service and others comment on them].

[emezico]

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This is really creative ... Nice joke... Everything na technology!

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