IF 2 say...
• U dey do opening prayer 4 Night club....(Na God go slap ur mouth).
• U come Facebook dey find true love...(u go see love run).
• U come back from dubai dey form British accent....(Na rat go chop ur mouth)
• U be house boy u come dey play Rick Ross - I am the Boss....(4 where na mumu)
• U dey add water to egg say e go plenty when u fry am....(Why u no add yeast join am
olodo).
• U no go university and u dey find ur name for NYSC posting....(Na yeye dey
worri u).
• U come dey try read this one...sjhshgshf ldgdgfhsrkljdjflkjdl... .(ah sorry 4 u).
• Dem wan inject u with HIV infected blood u come wear condom....(mtch eeeew u dey
mad)
• House dey burn, you wan use gas do fire extinguisher... (Hahahahaha.... u don die)
• U talk say Terry G music dey inspire u..... (unto which level na)
• U carry candle dey look for where fuel dey smell from.....(conti nue u go soon see am)
• When pastor talk say "Do something crazy for the Lord" u come carry church offering run.....(na who wan chase u)..
ADD YOUR OWN!
lol that is life for you....its allowed