SOME NEW JOB TITLES
*OLD TITLES - NEW TITLES
*Garden Boy: Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
*House Maid: Family Environs Upkeep Manager
*Receptionist: Front Office Manager/Office Access Control
*Typist: Printed Document Handler
*Messenger: Business Communications Conveyer
*Window Cleaner: Transparent Wall Technician
*Temporary Teacher: Associate Tutor
*Tea Boy: Refreshment Overseer
*Garbage Collector: Public Sanitation Technician
*Watchman: Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer
*Prostitute: Practical S-e-x-u-a-l Relations Officer
*Thief: Wealth Distribution Officer
*Driver: Automobile Propulsion Specialist
*Maid: Domestic Operations Specialist
*Employee without Portfolio: Administration Manager
*Cook: Food Preparation Officer
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed: Suburb/Township Management
*Gossiper: Research Manager
Keep rolling...
This is called "re-packaging"...lol