Funny quotes for the Day...

[harrisonboge]

1. You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don't stand at the door, you're blocking the traffic.

2. The human brain starts working the moment you are born and  never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

3. Mirror is my best friend, because when I cry it never laughs.

4. It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.

    .....ENJOY YOUR DAY!!!

[harrisonboge]

[emezico]

l love the 3rd quote, it's reality.

[harrisonboge]

l love the 3rd quote, it's reality.

hahaha...i thought about that too.

[harrisonboge]