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The divorce letter from wife...
Dear Husband,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have
nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your
boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that
was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice
that I had gotte...n my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite
meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching
the game. You don't tell me you love me any more, you don't
touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love
me anymore, whatever the case is,I'm gone.Please,If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
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Husband's letter back...
Dear Ex-Wife,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's truethat you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to notsay anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped
eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you
had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on
it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had
just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your
negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that
we could work it out.So when I discovered that I had hit the
lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two
tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the
fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a
dime from me. So take care.
Signed..Rich As Heaven and Free!
LMAO! What has marriage turned to in Africa? This is not what it used to be surely.