1. Someone calls you at 2am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping ?"
Ans : no, I'm picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do ?
Ans : I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath ?''
Ans : no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; ''going up ?''
Ans : no, I'm waiting for my office to come down and get me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; ''are those flowers ?''
Ans : no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are you doing here ?''
Ans : I'm here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping ?''
Ans : No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you : ''Plz can I get you
a table ?''
Ans : No. I'm here to eat on the floor.