Walking a dog...
A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?" aske
d the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."
The little girl went to the garage and asked, "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you."
Dad said, "Bring Susie over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Dad asked, "Where is Susie?"
The little girl said, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."
Wow! The little girl does not know anything about the whole situation. The parents had better act fast on the whole matter