PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Hallelujah.
PASTOR: Can we please turn our tablet PC bibles to 1 Cor. 13:13....
MEMBER: 1 Cor. 13: 13 says"Now these three things abide...
PASTOR: Wait... Which brand is your tablet, please?
MEMBER: Galaxy tablet, Pastor. PASTOR: Oh I need someone to read KJV on a Toshiba Thrive!Yes, my dear sister Agatha.
PASTOR: We shall take our tithes and offering, pls Ushers direct the moving queue of members towards ATM machines and tellers with laptops where they make payments (offerings) with ATM cards withdrawals and Master cards.
PASTOR: Let us pray committing this week into God's hands. Open your WhatsApp and chat with your God. Come on...in the name of Jesus...[Announcement]: This weeks cell meetings shall be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please don't miss out. Thursday's bible teachings will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out. You can follow Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers. God bless you.hapi sunday