IBO GIRL: Baby do u still luv me like
before?
IBO GUY: Yes luv! My luv for u will
never change.
IBO GIRL: Dats my baby. I want
u to buy me somtin,baby.
IBO GUY: Am not a baby. Just name it
IBO GIRL: Baby, It's just one BB porsche
sha.
IBO GUY: No problem. Just find out
d price and let me knw.
IBO GIRL: It's N450,000.
IBO GUY: Is it manual or
authomatic? Is it still in a good
shape, as in, d engine. Have u
checked d fuel consumption too?
IBO GIRL: Honey, its not a car oh!. It's a phone.
IBO GUY: Phone?!!!! Dat
means it will have a fridge,
generator set, plasma and a
wardrobe, shey?
IBO GIRL: whatever~ Are u buyin it or not?
IBO GUY: Pls am not oh! I can't! Chineke!
IBO GIRL: Hello! Hello!! R u there?
IBO GUY: Am not!
IBO GIRL: Dnt even bother again. I'll
call Alhaji to get it for me dis
evening.
IBO GUY: Better still, call Atiku or Obama he
will be faster.
IBO GIRL(sad): 'am goin to
delete u.
IBO GUY: Is ur fone hanging? Cos I
have deleted u since u mentioned
porsche.