These are most likely to be their STATUS UPDATES....----->>>
MOSQUITO:- "I love it when NEPA commot Light for Night, na then i dey see food chop."
HEN:- "I ju
st lost my menstrual Period, i think I'm pregnant."
COCKROACH:- '' Hi Friends, I Just find out say BAGON na Ice Cream, Infact, E sweet past Sugar sef
CHICKEN :- '' If you don't see My status update tomorrow, it means i'm being served as Food at a nearby' CHICKEN REPUBLIC '....We shall meet in Heaven! '
PIG :- '' Chei! I no know Why people dey always gossip say i Dirty, Na wetin concern... them...nonsense! ''.
RAM:- "Yehhh!!!!....SALLAH is comming, God, My life dey your Hand ooooo..."
RAT:- ''Hmmmm.. These tenant no know say i senior them for this house, Imagine..... Dem wan use trap catch me...Na today?
SPIDER :- "I'm planning to build something like a Third Mainland Bridge now, I hope this dirty tenants wont do cleaning to spoil my plans sha"
DOG :- '' I hate calabar people with Passion ! ''
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