To: Bill Gates Microsoft
From: Akpors Apororo
Subject: Problems with my new computer.
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to ur notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request u to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 'rescooter' is available in system? I find only 'recycle' but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we've tried alot to trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Pls rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt 'MICROSOFT WORD' now he wants to learn 'MICROSOFT SENTENCE', so when will u provide that?
5. There's MICROSOFT OFFICE, wat abt MICROSOFT HOME since I use the PC at home.
6. I bought computer, cpu, mouse & keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer', when will u provide the remaining items?
Last one Mr. Bill Gates sir, how is it that ur name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
Regards,
Akpors Apororo.
(Hehehehehehe, I hope Bill Gates doesn't get stroke laughing at this...)
Akpos might be all funny at all but he raises issues that make sense in a comic manner. He is just a character.