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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: emezico on Dec 10, 2012, 12:35 AM

Title: Funny Joke: Akpors writes Letter To Facebook Owner (s)
Post by: emezico on Dec 10, 2012, 12:35 AM
After blocking Akpors from sending friend request to Ekaitte, he wrote a letter to FB.

AM NOT JOKING!

Dear Facebook,

It's with great pleasure that I write to you.

Firstly, allow me to express my sincere thanks to you for allowing me to be on you and indeed for giving me thousands of cyber friends.

Further thanks for allowing me to keep in touch with my loved ones.

But I have a few observations to make.

1. When a man updates their status, they'll get 2 likes and 3 comments from their former classmates and 0 friend requests... but if the same status is updated by a lady, they get 170 likes, 350 comments and 470 friend requests... Why are you tolerating Gender Discrimination?

2. People who don't even have licence in real life have cars on FB... Why do you allow black mailing?

3. People who are kept and not working in real life are CEOs on FB... Why do you allow scams?

4. Everyone writes prayers on FB but in real life they never have time to kneel down and pray... Why don't you remind them that you are not God?

5. Everyone on FB likes to see a status pronouncing blessings on them but they never bless others in real life... Can't you stop that selfishness?

6. If facebook is about meeting and making new friends, why do you block me when I try doing so? Must I know everyone?

Please look into these issues.

Yours' concerned addict,
Akpors.

(Hope Mark Zukerberge won't get stroke laffing at this?)
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors writes Letter To Facebook Owner (s)
Post by: pugo on Dec 10, 2012, 02:09 PM
Sorry akpor, u beta file a case to court for fair hearing
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors writes Letter To Facebook Owner (s)
Post by: Shola Sholaz on Dec 15, 2012, 09:21 PM
Akpos dey vex o.i dont blame him sha..vewi funnie
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors writes Letter To Facebook Owner (s)
Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Dec 19, 2012, 08:58 PM
akpos is trully vexing with facebook owner o.go to him personally na
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors writes Letter To Facebook Owner (s)
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Dec 22, 2012, 08:05 PM
Akpos is never serious.always unserious
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors writes Letter To Facebook Owner (s)
Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Dec 24, 2012, 11:06 PM
Akpos does not like to be hindered when it comes to matters like this.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors writes Letter To Facebook Owner (s)
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Dec 28, 2012, 07:12 PM
akpos is nt smiling in this letter at all o.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors writes Letter To Facebook Owner (s)
Post by: EbukaOkafor14 on Jan 02, 2014, 11:25 AM
Akpos, who forced u to use facebook? It is just nt by force so stay away from it. Silly boy