Akpors here and there...lolz. Akpors a graduate of Accounting, wrote a letter to his girlfriend, Ekaitte
Love letter from an Accountant
In the Journal of my heart,
I have written a Journal Entry,
Debiting my love & crediting my affection,
Now partners, I write this Narration.
Your beauty is the Capital of our business,
And your eyes are Stock In Trade,
Now let us enter into a Transaction,
Without providing Depreciation.
Your first love I have already indicated
On the Ledger Folio column,
Any way, our relations are based on
Double Entry System.
Our love is Real & Tangible proposals,
Which can be realized,
Interest on the same,
Can be capitalized.
Partner, you are like a Contra Entry,
You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side,
Both at the same time,
And so my partner now ,let us Rectify,
All our errors & total the Trial Balance,
Of our affairs & emotions,
Without maintaining any Suspense Account.
And any difference in the Trial Balance,
And In the Balance Sheet of our life.
Our children will be Assets & Liabilities,
If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry Debtors?
If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry Creditors?
But if we have a boy & a girl,
Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically,
A balance Sheet And the Auditor will certify thus,
"THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF
LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING AkPORS and EKAITTE 's life Account
Your dying Accountant in love,
AKPORS
Warri peeps just make me laugh all the time. I cannot do without them
Love should be far away from accountants like this because it does nt fit this warri guy at all. It sounds wierd.
This grammar is just too much for the four letter words --- LOVE.