1) A guy is waiting for his turn in the loo since you are inside.
Then you realize after doing a serious load that the toilet cant flush! And just then, guy outside starts knocking impatiently!
2) You fart coz you are alone in the house and then someone knocks at the door. You rush for the air freshener but alas! The can is empty and the smell is as dense as can be!
3) You go out to a fancy restaurant with your friends and to show your prowess, you order something you have no freaking idea what it is simply coz you saw the word chicken. You then realize there is very little of chicken and a lot of disgusting stuff.
4) Your dream girl/guy wants to kiss you and you go on panic mode. You have dreamt of this moment all your life but there is just one problem. You are very sure your mouth is not fresh. And you can still feel the taste of the onions in the burger you had for lunch still lingering in your mouth.
5) For guys, you decide to pee in a bush coz no one is coming on either side of the narrow path. On unleashing your Junior, the girl of your dreams appears from the other side ... with her mother!
6) For girls, you see some guys staring and since you have a huge crush on one of them, you decide to swing your booty. But as Karma would have it, you trip and fall on that same booty you were swinging and your legs go flying into the air!
7) You go to a hotel and hold cake with a serviette. On you first bite, you accidentally bite off a substantial amount of the serviette.
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