BREAKING NEWS!
A public school teacher was arrested at Murtala Mohammed Airport today for attempting to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al Gebra movement.
He has been charged with carrying weapons of Math instruction.
Hmm... Only God will save us oooo.... LOL
From your favorite reporter: Akpors (Keeping u updated)
Thisis a very hillarious breaking news.Pls continue this..
Lol