A guy goes into a bank. The clerk says, 'Can I help you, sir'
Guy: Yea u fucking bitch I wanna open a fucking account
Clerk: Please there's no need for cussin'
Guy: Yo motherfucka, I just wanna open a fuckin account.
Clerk: Sir, I'll help u but watch ur language
So, the manager comes over, 'Is there a problem here?'
Guy: Yea mothafucka, I'm trying to fuckin open a motherfuckin account an' this motherfuckin' bitch won't let me.
Manager: Please sir don't curse and how much are you opening the account with?
Guy: Twenty motherfuckin Billion Naira
Manager: Ah, omo buruku clerk yi fe ba te mi je ke (useless clerk wants to destroy my career!)... See guy, I am the motherfuckin manager here, and I motherfuckin guarantee that your motherfuckin money will be banked right away even with the help of the motherfuckin clerk also...
Everyone loves money.
I don't blame them