Akpors the newly recruited devoted custom
officer was talking with his superior and asked:
.
Akpors: sir, wat do we do 2 contraband goods?
Commander: we burn dem of course!
Akpors: sir, wat do we do 2 illicit drugs?
Commander: we burn dem of course!
Akpors: sir, do we have 2 burn evrytin illegal
seized by us?
Commander: yes, we do just dat without delay
Akpors: excuse me sir, i ll be bak in a minute.
.
(Akpors runs out & cums bak in a minute with 5
litres of fuel & matches)
Commander: wat is dat for?
Akpors: 2 burn d last illegal material i seized wen
u went out 2 eat sir!
Commander: wat does it contain?
Akpors: a trailer load of bombs, grenade,
dynamite, & all oda firearms.
...........*com mander fainted*.......
Akpors will end up in Prison at last. He is causing so much troubles and problems in this country