Akpors gets married and on his
wedding night he calls his father
for some tips on whatto do, since
he has never been with a woman
before.
Akpors: so what do i do first?
His father: take her clothes off
and lay her on the bed.
5 minutes later akpors on the
phone again.
"she is naked and in bed, what do
i do now?"
his father can't believe what he is
hearing.
Father: take your damn clothes
off and get into bed with her"
after another 5 minutes poor
akpors is on thephone again.
Akpors: dad i'm naked and in bed
with her, what do i do now?.
His dad's patience is now running
thin so he says,
"shit son, do i have to spell
everything out for you? Just put
the hardest thing on your body
where she pees Good night!!!
Just when the old man starts
snoring, Akpors is on the phone
again.
Akpors: ok dad, i have my head in
the toilet bowl what do i do next?
Akpors father: DROWN
YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT
Akpor is a pure saint, does it mean the woman dont know what to do too or is she pretending huh?
And i am very sure Akpos will drown himself as soon as possible.He is a fool for doing that
He has frustrated his father. Akpos is just a case for even his father. funny!