A middle-aged woman had a heart attack andwas
taken to the hospital. While on the operating table,
she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she
asked, "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years,
twomonths and eight days To live." Upon recovery,
the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a facelift, liposuction and tummy tuck. Since
she had so much more time to live, she figured
she might as well lookeven nicer. After her Last
operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she
was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought
you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you
pull me out of the path of that ambulance?"
God replied, "Girl, I didn't even recognize you."
That is good for her.She deserves the death.
She should stop questioning them