akpors phone rings...
Nkechi: "Baby do you still luv
me
like before?"
akpors: "Ofcourse Yes, my luv
for you will never change
... and is never ending." Nkechi:
"Dats my babyyyy, I want
you to buy me somting."
Akpors: "Just name it, I am
more than capable, you know
me now, Nky bebe m".
Nkechi: "Its just one BB
porsche sha..."
Akpors: "No problem. Just find
out the price and let me know"
Akpors: "Its 450 000."
akpors: "Is it manual or
authomatic? Is it still in a good
shape, as in, the engine. Have
you checked the fuel
consumption too?" How many
kilometers has it done?
Nkechi: "Honey, its not a car
ooo... its a phone."
akpors: "Phone? Oh! does it come
with a plasma tv,
wardrobe and generator?"
Nkechi: "Please be serious, are
you buying it or not? " Akpors
in a whisper)"Ewo!" Nkechi: "Helloooooo! are you
still
there?"
Akpors: "Hiiiiiiiii!"
Nkechi : "What is this, I
thought you love me, infact, don't
even bother again. I will call
Alhaji
to get it for me this
evening."
Akpors: "God purnish ya life , na
so your tin sweet reach ,
not only Allhaji, better still,
call Atiku he will be faster"
Nkechi: "Am going to delete
you"
Akpors: "Is your fone hanging?
Cos I have deleted you
since you mentioned porsche. !
Thief, how much is bride price
even in ya village sef!
Akpos cannot kill himself na.He cannot do pass himself. The girl took it too far this time around
If i were Akpors i would say the same.