A teacher lecturing on population said 'In the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman givesbirth to a kid.'
Akpors stood up and said 'we must find dat woman and stop her!'
Akpors: why are all these people running?
Man: this is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Akpors: if only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Akpors told his servant: go and water the plants.
Servant: its already raining.
Akpors: so what, take an umbrellaand go!
Postman: I had to come 5 miles todeliver you this package.
Akpors: why did you have to come so far, instead u could have posted it.
Akpors at an Art gallery: i supposethis horrible looking thing is whatyou call modern art?
Art dealer: i beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!
Akpors was writing something very slowly. A friend asked "why are you writing so slowly?
Akpors: i'm writing to my six year old son, he cant read very fast.
Flash news: A 2 SEATER plane crashed in a GRAVEYARD. Akpors and his townsmen have so far found 500 bodies and are still DIGGING for more.
All this jokes just revealed A Stupid Akpos. I kept laughing as i read this one. Nice one