Good: You're pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: Your husband had a
vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your husband is not talkingto you.
Bad: He wants a divorce.
Ugly: He's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman
next door.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in hisroom.
Bad: You find several
pornographic movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: You give "the birds and the bees" talk to your 14-year-old
daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more moneythan you do!
LMAO! The ugly is always very terrible. Very interesting one here i have to confess.
LMAO! Everything stated here is just real life experiences,
That's the way it happens.
This is one of the most creative jokes i've seen here. Gud thinking, fantastic joke.