A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have...
The husband says, "No chance love, They're too expensive!"
Later on that night in bed, The wife is just falling off to sleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hands on her hips....
She turns to him and says, "No chance love, If you are not prepared to shoe the horse then you are not ridin it!!"
So the man has to buy that shoe before anything can be done. What a conditional marriage that would be fustrating.