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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: KingFemzee on Jan 21, 2013, 03:22 AM

Title: 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Post by: KingFemzee on Jan 21, 2013, 03:22 AM
A SPANISH Teacher was explainingto her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1.. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensibl ­e to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model...
The women won.
Title: Re: 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Dec 24, 2013, 04:15 PM
This joke is a complex one so it is kind of hard to understand this one.
Title: Re: 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Post by: EbukaOkafor14 on Jan 14, 2014, 03:14 AM
I don't know much about the gender of a non living thing.
Title: Re: 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Jan 16, 2014, 07:24 PM
The topic itself says it all. Computer is nt even a living thing so how will it have any gender? LMAO