Akpos was inside a bus goin to his village when he suddenly realised dat d purse
containin all his money was missin.
Somebody had piked it frm his pocket.
He luked around d bus, everybody was calm, well seated
and enjoyin d ride.
Thinkin of to do, within some few seconds an idea
struck his mind...
Makin sure dat everybody in d bus hear him, he said:
somebody stole my purse frm my pocket.
People in d bus: no answer.
Akpos continued: i said somebody piked my purse containin my money frm my
pocket. People in the bus (lukin at him):
stil no answer.
Akpos: if d person dat stole my pulse did nt want what hapen in 1994 to repeat itsef now, d person should own up now.
People in the Bus: now everybody
lukin at each oda. Some murmurin among themselves. Akpos: i said what hapen in 1994 wil repeat itself now if d
thief did nt return my pulse.
People in the bus: now everybody
were serios. Som askin within themselves what hapen in 1994.
And even odas are beginning to suspect Akpos as a native
doctor or a wizard.
Within a minute, Akpos saw his pulse on floor of d bus.
Unknwn persn had threw it there.
Akpos piked his pulse and check his money. Then comfirmin d amount to his satisfaction.
The people in d bus were amazed, how they wish they could realy knw what hapen
in 1994. One teenager, a very beautiful girl with a glasses approached Akpos were he was siting
and asked him that she would like to know what hapened in 1994. Akpos luked at her, smiled and said: in1994 i was in d bus like dis and they stole my money.
Na leg i take waka go house.
Nigerians are fond of doing this.We love making mouth