Judge to Akpors: Do you want to live with your mother?
Akpors: No
Judge: Why?
Akpors: she beats me
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with your Dad?
Akpors: No
Judge: Why not?
Akpors: He beats me too
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Akpors: SUPER EAGLES
Judge: Why .
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Akpors: They never beat anyone!