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Title: Funny Joke:AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ
Post by: KingFemzee on Jan 23, 2013, 01:12 AM
Q: who is judas?
Akpos: a farmer and vegetarian.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos judas eats carrot.
Q: where is judas from?
Akpos: Nigeria.
Q: which tribe?
Akpos: igbo.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos he loves money.
Q: what is Lazarus surname?
Akpos: Comfort.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos wen Jesus came to his grave, He shouted "Lazarus Comfort".
Q: who are the brothers of Lazarus that climb the tree to see Jesus?
Akpos: Aki n Popo.
Q: why?
Akpos: because he is a short man.
Q: complete this bible quote, "many are called but..."
Akpos: many are called but few have the credit to call back.
... uP Akpors.
Title: Re: Funny Joke:AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ
Post by: Folami David on Jan 25, 2013, 05:32 PM
Akpos knows next to nothing about the word of God.
He is an illiterate of the bible
Title: Re: Funny Joke:AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ
Post by: KingFemzee on Jan 27, 2013, 06:21 AM
Like i said, Akpors is an otondo whose brain works on the reverse.
Title: Re: Funny Joke:AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ
Post by: Folami David on Jan 28, 2013, 06:10 PM
na real otondo im be o.no normal sense for im head.
Title: Re: Funny Joke:AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Dec 24, 2013, 06:25 PM
Akpos should not be allowed to answer questions like this. There are better students in the class that can do this