BEST OF AKPORS!
TEACHER: Akpors finish this sentence.. 'Many are called but .............?
AKPORS: But only few have credit to call back..
Teacher: "I killed someone." Convert this sentence into future tense
AKPORS: The future tense is "You will go to jail"
TEACHER: Who was Judas in the Bible?
AKPORS: A farmer & vegetarian
TEACHER: How? Why?
AKPORS: because Judas' Eats' Carrot!!
Teacher: Mention one domestic animal
Akpors: Dog.
Teacher; Any other one?..
Akpors: Another dog.
Teacher: Who canstate one different between abird and a fly?
Akpors: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird
Teacher: What's your favorite outdoor activity?..
Akpors: Going back inside
Teacher: Akpors, why have u made a hole in ur umbrella?
Akpors: I want to know when the rain is coming
TEACHER: Use the word harassment in a sentence..
AKPORS: I was in love wit Ekaette and HER ASS MEANT a lot to me
TEACHER: Akpors define Racism?..
AKPORS: Racism is when u select your white clothes to wash first before the black ones
Teacher: Akpors I heard you failed in English..
Akpors: Nonsense! Who telled you so?
Akpos hate Teachers. That is all i can derive from all this.