Interrogation by the press to Akpors:
Press: sir, what can u say about Nigeria's curruption.
Akpors: its very curupted oh, can u imagine a man came to buy goods in my shop with 150,000 naira with fake curency, fake curency..
Press: can u show us d money, pls?
Akpors: i have spent it!
We all know Nigeria is corrupt to the teeth, including Akpors. Lol...